okay so the thing is. the thing that escalates this from “annoying thing to do” to “hysterical prank 10/10 what the fuck” is the fact they terraformed it. because like. okay. if they wanted solely to annoy doc, putting a regular layer of some material with a decent explosion resistance over the top of it would do it. doing a flat plane of dirt would do it. you’d see that and go “the mad lads they covered the perimeter up”. but they terraformed it. they put in the effort of not only doing hills, but doing minecraft plains biome style hills. they’re rolling. they put TREES on it. they made it look like, at first glance, the terrain could have come in that way. it looks good. it took way more effort to make than it will ever, ever take to clean it up. it makes it so that your first instinct on seeing it isn’t “oh my god someone put a cap on the perimeter” it’s “OH MY GOD, WHERE DID THE PERIMETER GO, WHAT THE FUCK”. it’s brilliant. it’s a work of art. doc is gonna tweet so much about it. 10/10, excellent hermitcraft prankage.
im SURE that it wont be that hard to clean up but god. god. GOD. GOD. DOC. GET HOME. GET HOME PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS. HOLY SHIT.
during the Impulse Phasmaphobia stream a day or two ago, he mentioned how “oh yeah we all logged in during a Hermitcraft meeting to do a group project” my god . my god you sure fucking did
It’s always “revenge won’t give you back what you lost” and “murder is wrong” and never how was the bloody violent revenge the bloody violent revenge looked fun was it fun
Yeah it was pretty fun, just a lil messy, hang on let me just wash my hands real quick
“lol but why is this actually good” because i made it in earnest?? because i loved it??? because i love you??? because quality and humor are not mutually exclusive???? hold my hand. it’s okay
Chinese sellers on Aliexpress are trying to sell giant land snail eggs as “Little Hatch Toys” which is adorable and hilarious except of course that this is the most illegal animal in the United States and even a zoo or scientific institution would get in trouble for having any
The fact that snails are top tier invasive species threats is such common knowledge in all the nature hobbies and sciences I constantly forget that I need to explain it. Why wouldn’t they be? They’re just non-stop eating machines that breed exponentially and the bigger they are the fewer predators they have. In Hawaii these have driven at least dozens, possibly hundreds of plants and animals extinct over the past few decades.
the thing that is evil about tabletop games is only like five people in the whole world have to live with specific guys in their head. the essences of a little Matt Paint and Vista Smithsonian live inside me right now and i can’t make that everyone’s problem
Former Disney CEO Michael Eisner: doctor, I have depression
Kevin “Defunctland” Perjurer: go see the great clown Michael Eisner. He sucks shit and he knows it. He’s so bad at running a theme park he makes me roar with laughter. He cries at board meetings because he knows he’s nothing.
It’s actually crazy how much the QSMP has pavloved us into seeing that little egg model and just instantly wanting to make sure it’s okay and loved and that nothing bad happens to it. We knew Egg A1 for less than 20 minutes but it’s got everyone so in their feelings that the art coming out of it is even guilt tripping quackity 😭
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